I live by two words: tenacity and gratitude.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

I mean, I'm an actor. I do what comes along.

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I hate interviews - but you have to do them.

I'm open to whatever people want to call me.

Kids will tease you for just about anything.

I get like six or so hours of sleep a night.

I find it hard to relax. I live in New York.

A story about my life would be utterly dull.

I never forget that I'm extremely fortunate.

It's easy to get carried away with yourself.

My wife would say I'm more Hyde than Jekyll!

Ring tones are just irritating, aren't they?

I'm such a hater, and will hate on anything.

I wanted to be a journalist for a long time.

I excelled in English while I was at school.

I hate shopping at stores, online, anywhere.

I was a huge comic book fan, and I still am.

My son loves swords and shields and dragons.

I like crime thrillers. I like heist movies.

I don't like to talk about my personal life.

Im known for impressions and family stories.

Let me just tell you this: I love polyester.

There is no heaven on Earth. Not now anyway.

God help us we're in the hands of engineers.

I'm easy to get along with - I'm not a diva.

I feel like every day I'm exceedingly lucky.

The older I get, the less busy I like to be.

I was acting my way through the whole thing.

I have plenty of 'Law & Order' on my resume.

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

Most of my friends are from the music scene.

I'm happy David Caruso is out there working.

One wrong move, and you destroy your career.

I was on a Swedish soap opera when I was 10.

This is a business. Be smart. Choose wisely.

I love when a director says, "I don't know."

Kids' literature now is dystopian, you know.

There are a lot of silly projects out there.

I feel like a visitor just about everywhere.

I was a teen star. That's disgusting enough.

I have done quite a lot of outsider figures.

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

Western Europeans are not having any babies.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

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