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Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Galactic Hot Dogs is an insanely entertaining, eye-popping adventure!
Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.
Throwaway pens are no good - I never liked them. I've tried them all.
I have always had an abiding interest in that type of female anatomy.
And uh, I'm glad that I still have my hands and my eyes to work with.
The art of moving forward lies in understanding what to leave behind.
Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.
In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.
Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!
The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!
I think I have a very clear vision of what I want things to look like.
I like to do things that are new, where I feel the sense of discovery.
I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
I had many good teachers, but only three of them were school teachers.
Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.
The kids are not brought up to have minds of their own as individuals.
But I read comic books. I read things like Richie Rich and Little Lulu.
I love Jules Feiffer. I didn't discover him until I was a little older.
For some reason writing and drawing are very separate processes for me.
Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.
Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face
If something is going on in my life, it winds up getting into my strip.
When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.
I grew up in London, Ontario, and moved to Toronto when I was 22 or 23.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
How do I feel about war? Well anybody I guess, I hope, I don't like it.
The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn't get lost enough.
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
You have to be willing to spend time making things for no known reason.
An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
It's always harder satirize what you like rather than what you dislike.
Learn from everyone. Follow no one. Watch for patterns. Work like hell.
All through my comics career, I was always trying to reinvent the form.
The best time to do great customer service is when a customer is upset.