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Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
The world is for those who make their dreams come true.
Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Then I abandoned comics for fine art because I had some romantic vision of being like Vincent Van Gogh Jr.
The Bible says that the the Lord thy God is a jealous God. But if you are omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, eternal, and the creator of all that exists, of whom could you possibly be jealous?
Eat my shorts!
Cats rule the world.
Isolationism is over.
Only cheaters prosper.
God bless... God damn.
Don't have a cow, man.
Are we having fun yet?
A wet dog is lovingest.
When in doubt, pig out!
Think beer; drink beer.
Happiness is a sad song.
Reason is 6/7 of treason.
I do what makes me laugh.
I was a reflective child.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Never, ever, ever give up.
You can't eat compliments.
What do women want? Shoes.
Integrity is an ecosystem.
I had a few ducks as a kid.
Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!
Love is sharing your popcorn.
I never liked my own species.
Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!
We want playmates we can own.
I like to follow my own muse.
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
Life is a buzzer box. Poke it.
Try is the opposite of hiding.
When all else fails, look cute.
My first character was Mr. Toad.
Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.
Why me, lord? Don't answer that!
The unicorn is a mythical beast.
The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
Well, back to the drawing board.
Darkness is full of possibility.
Many a family tree needs trimming
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Happiness is loving your enemies.
