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I don't think of myself as an evil monster and I hope I'm not.
The poor are the only ones who suffer. And they're used to it.
I've been getting pulled from newspapers for my entire career.
It wasn't until school that we realised that we were abnormal.
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.
My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.
what is an imaginary friend? are there also imaginary enemies?
If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Webcomics are much bigger than any one scene can circumscribe.
The satiric ethos of Mad was a much bigger childhood influence.
Partly I resented being perceived as weak because I was a girl.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.
It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.
An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.
Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
It's terrible the way words get attached to you like barnacles.
Most of my adult life I had this towering contempt for America.
There's many heroic underappreciated investigative journalists.
I guess I didn't enjoy drawing very much. It was like homework.
I always imagined my little cartoons on plates for some reason.
The Western, when I do one, will be one long, continuous story.
You get what you concentrate upon. There is no other main rule.
When your ideas about yourself change, so does your experience.
Marketing that works is marketing that people choose to notice.
The key to productivity is to rotate your avoidance techniques.
I make my own limits which are drawn according to my own taste.
If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.
A peaceful home is as sacred a place as any chapel or cathedral.
I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.
I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
I usually start with a repulsive character and go on from there.
She wasn't much to look at but she was something to think about.
Comics could use more creators with something worthwhile to say.
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)
A beautiful wake-up is one of life's most perfectly happy times.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
The comics are where all the crazy subconscious stuff comes out.