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The only burning passion I'm sure I have is the passion for sex.
Comics taught me how to write, and also patience and confidence.
I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.
Laughter was a part of the church services I attended as a child.
Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.
The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
The best strips are the most honest. That's just the truth of it.
The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.
You can get away with a lot as long as it has a silly edge to it.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!
People aren't interested in seeing themselves as they really are.
I caught a cold and didn't have time to work on my autobiography.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
I remember my comic strips being called "new wave." It bugged me.
I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me.
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?
Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
I have even written a book about Wine called The Grapes of Ralph.
The only burning passion I'm sure I have, is the passion for sex.
I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it.
Don't worry about your stuff. Worry about making meaning instead.
Just because you’re winning a game doesn’t mean it’s a good game.
There are no limitations to the self except those you believe in.
Comics seem to be cooking these days. It's like being a rock star.
Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.
Jazz, rock and roll, movies and comics are the culture of America.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
Live one day at a time, unless you can figure out how to live two.
As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
A little work, a little play, To keep us going - and so, good-day!
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
At the end of the '60s, I was trying to enter the world of comics.
Knowing what to do is very, very different than actually doing it.
Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.
I just don't think I can write someone drastically younger than me.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.
Comics seldom move me the way I would be moved by a novel or movie.
Working on movies made me realize how fluid the medium of film was.