Good swiping is an art in itself.

Many a family tree needs trimming

All the world loves a good loser.

He's picked clean! Eaten by cats!

You'll never call him Fifi again.

It's not the ink, it's the think.

The ends do not justify the means

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

A watched supper dish never fills!

I don't remember any blue poodles.

Love will make a way out of no way

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

Humanity hungers for the uncommon.

Men date. Women have relationships.

Dogs are obsessed with being happy.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

I am about as detailed as a shadow.

Nobody remembers who came in second.

Love is a letter on pink stationery.

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

Discussion in America means dissent.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

Politics makes strange post-masters.

What year is it in your imagination?

Homer no function beer well without.

Well, back to the old drawing board.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I'm a fan of parchment and wood pulp.

I try personally not to be nostalgic.

I don't read much of anything online.

A loafer always has the correct time.

All my knowledge comes from research.

Anyone should be able to read comics.

Comics are a gateway drug to literacy.

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

How can we lose when we're so sincere?

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

A tree is an incomprehensible mystery.

I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

I've learned to respect the whimsical.

You only live once, so enjoy the ride.

In a world of free, everyone can play.

No problem is too big to run away from.

I come from a long line of generations!

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.

A tree is an incomprehensibl e mystery.

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