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The paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.
Man Of Steel looks great, is well cast, and is, moralistically, completely rotten to the core.
I prefer the Chinese method of eating.... You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
Death is a part of life ... and that part of life needs everything that the rest of life does.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
I know it sounds crazy, but I have had far more connection with my parents after their deaths.
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.
It makes me so desperately sad to witness just how unforgivably wretched our world has become.
Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.
I have not much love for the bright lights - unless it's the sun creeping up over the horizon.
Watching everyone root through their psyche, it just delights me. Especially R. Crumb's stuff.
After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.
I'm always exploring other people: trying to figure out myself, trying to figure out everyone.
It's a hard thing to age a character because you can't really suddenly give someone gray hair.
North American leftists just keep trying to relive the '60s, or to make the '60s happen again.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.
Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
Doing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
I Have traveled 201 countries including Hell (Norway), and the strangest thing I've seenwas man
Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude.
I've never taken any issue off the table for lack of suitability. Only for lack of imagination.
I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.
No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.
I love the medium and I love individual comics, but the business is nothing I would be proud of.
It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.
But I married a guy who treated me very badly, but I was happy. I was miserable, so I was happy.
Violence begets violence, and then you get leaders who are violent men. And you don't want that.
I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.
Freedom isn't the ability to do whatever you want. It's the willingness to do whatever you want.
Take a chance on your own abilities clearly, neither exaggerating them nor under-assessing them.
Giving your team cover for their cowardice is foolish. Give them a platform for bravery instead.
Americans are not terribly intelligent people. They need to read important things several times.
All cartoonists are linked together in the world - it's our language, one we can communicate in.
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.