Well, Im wrestling alligators.

Well, I'm wrestling alligators.

Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

Not much is known about alligators. They don't train well. And they're unwieldy and rowdy to work with in laboratories.

Donald Trump is my leader. And if he decides to drop the swamp and the alligator, I will drop the swamp and the alligator.

The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them.

Alligators and crocodiles are some of the most aggressive creatures on the planet - they'll take down a boat if you come up to their nest.

You've got forever; and somehow you can't do much with it. You've got forever; and it's a mile wide and an inch deep and full of alligators.

It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic creatures are raised and killed for boots, bags and belts.

My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to alligators and rattlesnakes and all the trees and plants.

Besides alligators, the only animals to be feared are the poisonous serpents. These are certainly common enough in the forest, but no fatal accident happened during the whole time of my residence.

I love The Inn at Palmetto Bluff, an Auberge Property in Bluffton, South Carolina. It's a spectacular corner of the world, with massive old trees lined with Spanish moss, and alligators swimming in the river.

Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me write about places more distant than Florida, but I can tell you things about Florida and alligators, let you make the connection all on your own.

I grew up in Mobile, Alabama - somebody's got to be from Mobile, right? - and Mobile sits at the confluence of five rivers, forming this beautiful delta. And the delta has alligators crawling in and out of rivers filled with fish and cypress trees dripping with snakes, birds of every flavor.

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