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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
No matter how far society “progresses,” our thirst for community and connection will never diminish. Bars satisfy this need.
I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it.
All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars.
Without federal standards for school lunches, candy bars, packaged snacks and soda can be offered to our children in school.
Prayer breaks all bars, dissolves all chains, opens all prisons, and widens all straits by which God's saints have been held.
The city of Cork - the urban center, where all the shops and bars and everything are - is actually an island, a river island.
I'm like this wiry freak they pulled out of a bar two months ago and said, 'Let's throw it on the wall and see if it sticks.'
There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
I started out as a pianist and singer in gay and piano bars - they were the only places I could get a job singing show tunes.
I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar or a local place.
I decided few years ago to leave the bar to pursue a career in politics because I wanted to make a contribution in Parliament.
If God is willing to be born in a barnyard, then expect him to be at work anywhere - bars, bedrooms, boardrooms, and brothels.
I started playing in bars when I was about 15 years old, and there are things that I saw early on that really shaped who I am.
Looking back, we had the hard time, but the privilege, of actually coming up playing biker bars and little bitty college bars.
Lee Roy was the best college linebacker - bar none. He would have made every tackle on every play if they had stayed in bounds.
Once in a rare while, somebody comes along who doesn't just raise the bar, they create an entirely new standard of measurement.
In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.
On the sim at home, you can change downforce levels, roll bars, springs, ride heights - you can try all these different things.
I worried so long that I would sing to empty bars my whole life. I was singing my guts out; there would be five people into it.
Me and Future, we did 'Dirty Sprite,' 'Ain't No Way Around It,' 'Turn on the Lights.' Every time we record, we're setting bars.
I would never talk to a girl in a bar, like a pick-up thing. But I could talk to anyone if they wore a t-shirt of a band I like.
Be certain that you easily clear the minimum standards for service as a missionary and that you are continually raising the bar.
I always have applesauce in my fridge, and when traveling I take protein bars just in case I get hungry. They're my go-to snack.
There's a girl across the bar, I get the message she's sending. Mmm, she ain't looking too married, and me, well, I'm pretending.
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
The freedom the bars give women is not the same freedom a woman on the street or in a brothel has. That's more like imprisonment.
My father was a musician, a songwriter and he played at bars and restaurants and my mom was a secretary for an insurance company.
I stock up on nuts, protein shakes, protein bars, seeds, and have them everywhere - the car, wherever - for when I'm on the move.
Every prison that men build Is built with bricks of shame, And bound with bars lest Christ should see How men their brothers maim.
I feel like I am a celebrity for no reason, like people are resentful I didn't have to play bars for 10 years to get a record deal.
I am one of those people, and I may be personally biased, who wishes that I had some place to come out of the closet besides a bar.
When you make a movie with Alejandro Amenábar, he very quickly... it was very clear you're kind of operating in his dream universe.
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
How much of our literature, our political life, our friendships and love affairs, depend on being able to talk peacefully in a bar!
I'm like Ann Coulter in a way. I talk in public and on the record the same way I talk to my friends in bars. I don't censor myself.
I like to set up bars at my parties so people can make their own cocktails and mix and match and teach each other different things.
My bar for being successful is being able to do movies that really mean something to me and being able to make a living off of that.
Great point made in son's college orientation re sex/safety/respect/etc: 'Consent is really too low a bar. Hold out for enthusiasm.'
Let wickedness escape as it may at the bar, it never fails of doing justice upon itself; for every guilty person is his own hangman.
I think of the pop music that I've made in the past and hear on the radio as candy bars. And I was really good at making candy bars.
America is becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen any longer.
The brain was not built to walk into a bar, where you know nobody, and start a conversation. That's not the way humanity has courted.
I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys.
We are looking forward to Donald Trump releasing his medical information. Just making sure everybody is meeting at the same bar here.
This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah.
I was still making movies so it wasn't as if I were working in a bar, but they were independent films that couldn't find distributors.
... you can think about that for everyone you hire: will I bet the future of this company on this single hire? And that's a tough bar.
Human interaction is something that I believe, as humans, we crave for. And that is where bars and social environments come into play.
I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.