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I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far.
The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.
A Hamas terrorist, a UN aid worker and a journalist walked into a Gaza hookah bar. And no one could tell who was who.
Yes; quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down you'd treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown.
Some prisons don't require bars to keep people locked inside. All it takes is their perception that they belong there.
Of course many bars in Manhasset, like bars everywhere, were nasty places, full of pickled people marinating in regret.
We only get what we believe that we deserve. Raise the bar, raise your standards and you will receive a better outcome.
Right now, American law bars the admission of aliens suspected of terrorist activity - but not of terrorist sympathies.
I worked in restaurants, bars, record stores; I did anything and everything to pay my way through university and LAMDA.
I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.
Sometimes what I wouldn't give to have us sitting in a bar again at 9:00 a.m. telling lies to one another, far from God.
Mathematicians themselves set up standards of generality and elegance in their exposition which are a bar to understand.
In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in the papers.
I went to the guest room and pretended to write. I hit the space bar again and again and again. My life story was spaces.
Strangers come up to me in bars and tell me about their sex lives. I'm thinking, 'You think I can make it better somehow?'
In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog.
The reason why I don't have a hero is because heroes set a bar - whereas if we don't have one, our potential is unlimited.
Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins.
Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars.
I love dive bars, old movie theaters, live music and good food. The simplest things in life for me are the most important.
I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.
This is one bar you should take home.
Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
People don't go to bars they think are uncool.
I'm of the people in the bar and the people in my stories. They are my tribe.
I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive.
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.
Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.
No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky.
Frame your mind to mirth and merriment which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life.
A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
If life is too short, get off the floor at the hotel bar. How can you go big if you're on the floor? I don't understand it.
I wasn't a social drinker. I used to say that I didn't want to go to bars because they were full of assholes like me.
To be in the dance bar you have to be young, good looking, able to dance, and comfortable talking to people.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
Human beings should not be reduced to a state to where they almost get into a fight over a small bar of soap.
Wrongful convictions need to be addressed in America. There are a lot of Brian Banks behind bars right now.
I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam.
The broader the topic, the easier it is, not only to fill a book, but to set the bar pretty high for really great stuff.
I never thought I'd ever do a pirate bar, to be honest with you.
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
Bars can't be everything to everyone. They must be everything to someone.
I was their bar freak, they needed me to make themselves feel better. just like, at times, I needed that graveyard.
Bars are about experience and interaction; so often, the people make the bar.
You ever see a bar with 200 beautiful women go broke? But I've seen a lot of bars with great DJs go broke.
When you're finished, bars are not inherently profitable. You got to work at them to make them profitable.