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I'm a businessman, not a bartender.
I wanted to be a bartender for a bit.
If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
I'm a bartender's son. Some things you never forget.
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.
Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.
Truth is, I love to play bartender and assist my husband at the BBQ.
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
I was a bartender, a hot-dog vendor, a cook, sold magazine subscriptions.
Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?
I got fired from being a lunch-shift bartender because I had a reading of a play.
Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef.
I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a chat with the bartender.
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you.
I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.
Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well.
I was a good bartender. I wouldn't say I was the best bartender in New York, but I could hold my own.
My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender.
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people.
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
I did lie once to get a job as a bartender. I said I had two years' experience making drinks, when really, I'd never made a drink in my life.
After college, I spent a decade working the kinds of jobs that I write about - bartender, shoe salesman, kitchen man - while voraciously reading novels.
I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was.
I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
I wouldn't recommend being a musician to anyone. It's not glamorous. It's a lot of being dirty, not eating, playing for five people and one of them is the bartender.
I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender there used to call me Boom Boom. I don't know why, but he did.
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.
I was bartending in Boston five, six nights a week, living in my grandmother's condo. By the way, I'm a really good bartender - that's the only skill I can confidently say I have.
Even prior to WWE, when I was bartending and training MMA, I always had a sense of fulfillment because although not my dream job, I took pride in being the best bartender I could be.
People called me a hoodlum and a thug. But they didn't tell you I was a carpenter, an architect, a stand-up comic - even a bartender. And a barbecue cook. But they didn't tell you that.
I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is partly because I've always been afraid of dropping plates on customer's heads.
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It's like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender.
I was frustrated because I couldn't get going, as I was trying to figure out how to make films. I had various jobs, I taught a SAT class, I was a bartender, I had a day job at an office and was making short films.
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender does, how a salesman thinks. I had to make a life inside those jobs, not just pretend.
They made it to the middle class, my dad working as a bartender and my mother as a cashier and a maid. I didn't inherit any money from them. But I inherited something far better - the real opportunity to accomplish my dreams.
The life of an actor is not filled with limousines and talk-show interviews. I've moved crates of beer; I've been a bartender, personal assistant, butler. But all those skills have helped me in the business aspect of what I do.
Not long ago, in an excruciatingly remote village in the Australian Outback, I was startled to see a bartender in a cowboy hat measuring out a classically proportioned French 75 - something he'd picked up on the Internet, he told me.
I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It's absolutely delicious. You'd have to ask a bartender what's in it, but I think if you know you might never have a drink. I also love a little rum, 7 years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner.
If you have to signal a bartender to get a drink, then they're not looking at you, which is their problem. They're not doing their job. So don't feel rude when you signal a bartender. They're the ones who caused you to signal them. Go for it.