Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.

I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack!

New weapons require new tactics. Never put new wine into old bottles.

You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia.

Genres are just bottles for the various boats. The boats matter to me.

A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.

A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.

The one true friend I thought I'd found, tonight the bottle let me down.

I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.

Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine.

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.

I would write ads for deodorants or labels for catsup bottles if I had to.

My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles.

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin.

My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires.

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

I'll buy a bottle for anyone who can tell me what makes a picture beautiful!

memories are like corks left out of bottles. They swell. They no longer fit.

Top-down approaches do not work. The bottleneck is at the top of the bottle.

I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death.

You can't teach biology with a bottle containing dead animals and organisms.

With the Germs, every night's a little mini-riot, bottles flying at my head.

American love — like coke in green glass bottles...they don't make it anymore.

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.

What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle.

Hiking is a great passion of mine, and I find myself picking up empty bottles.

Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.

After moral poisoning, one requires physical remedies and a bottle of champagne.

He pronounced some of his words as if they were corks being drawn out of bottles.

Filter from your tap, and if you do occasionally buy the bottles, please recycle.

You can enjoy a $15 bottle of wine as much as you can enjoy a $100 bottle of wine.

Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey!

There is no need to put your heart in a bottle, then you will die. - Ty from Stolen

Publishing a book is like stuffing a note into a bottle and hurling it into the sea.

I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

The rigidity of a bottle's form does not affect the fluidity of the liquid it contains.

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.

There's no way I can be tossed around like a bottle slapped here and there on the waves.

I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect.

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet.

I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is.

Mix your drinks, and it's best not to cry over spilt milk, but put it back in the bottle.

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