When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

The only thing I liked about Christmas as a kid was the gifts; otherwise, it just seemed like a stressful time.

Now, 'Dasher!' now, 'Dancer!' now, 'Prancer' and 'Vixen!' On, 'Comet!' on, 'Cupid!' on, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen!'

At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

Once you start a business, you have to grow it and grow with it - starting a business is not just for Christmas.

Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.

Saying that you spend Christmas alone is, to most middle-class Americans, akin to confessing a terminal illness.

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

I once got a Christmas card from my local Greggs. It said, 'To Scarlett, thanks for being such a loyal customer.'

'Make your plate look like a Christmas tree,' I tell people, 'mostly green with splashes of other bright colors.'

Dickens was a part of how the whole celebration of Christmas as we know it today emerged during the 19th century.

My son was 8 or 9, and he really wanted a gun. It was Christmas, and I said to my husband, 'It's time for a gun.'

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and 'doing a show.'

O little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie! Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by.

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no idea.

I love the excitement, the childlike spirit of innocence and just about everything that goes along with Christmas.

We celebrate the birth of one who told us to give everything to the poor by giving each other motorized tie racks.

I love what they do with 'Doctor Who,' where they have the series, and then they do a big Christmas movie special.

I started wearing Ugg when I was, like, 13 or 14, in high school, and my mom got me a pair for Christmas one year.

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree - those to me, are the scents of the holidays.

In America, Christmas is the king of all holidays. To be left out of Christmas is the ultimate minority experience.

Making a Christmas album is looked upon by some people as the thing you do when you are heading towards retirement.

Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.

I grew up in Scotland in the 1970s. There was not much money. The most popular Christmas toy was probably a potato.

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong.

As a child, I was bonkers for Christmas. The entire month of December, I couldn't sleep at night from anticipation.

Blessed is the match consumed in kindling flame Blessed is the flame that burns in the secret fastness of the heart

'White Christmas' is one of my favorite movies, so I've always just had a love for that kind of golden era musical.

Service... Giving what you don't have to give. Giving when you don't need to give. Giving because you want to give.

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

Nothing is as peaceful as when Christmas is over, when one has been forgiven for everything and can be normal again.

My dad's a firefighter, so I know what it's like for policemen and firefighters to be on their own on Christmas Day.

'White Christmas' is the best holiday song and I've grown up listening to Michael Buble's version with Shania Twain.

'A Christmas Carol' is an extravagantly symbolic thing - as rich in symbols as Christmas pudding is rich in raisins.

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.

If we think of our heart, rather than our purse, as the reservoir of our giving, we shall find it full all the time!

I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way.

Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine; Love was born at Christmas; Star and angels gave the sign.

It may be a cliché, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.

I've always loved watches. It's been the one thing that I've asked for, whether it was every Christmas or a birthday.

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what we're programmed to love.

Happy Day After Christmas, Merry Rest of the Year, even when Christmas is over, The Light of the World is Still Here!

I have a good house for hosting, so we had the barbecues, and some of the guys over for Thanksgiving, even Christmas.

I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have Christmas every day!

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