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Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.
You have to hear from people who believe something different from you. That's why you go to college.
I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my own.
A lot of people wanted me to play college football, but I wanted to get started playing pro baseball.
You get an education in school and in college. And then you start to work. and that's when you learn!
My college training was primarily in theatre, with an eye to becoming a director, actor, or producer.
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
I really wasn't even a good high school player. I didn't have any plays for me run in college - ever.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.
You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.
The best education you can get is investing in yourself, and that doesn't mean college or university.
I dabbled in puppetry throughout college and even had my own traveling puppet show after I graduated.
I had a tremendous horror of going into the Army. That is probably why I went to college for so long.
If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.
Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve.
I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.
Did you really think I would be this excited about college if I thought I'd be leaving my girl behind?
In 1960, I went to St. Catherine's College, Oxford, and received the B.A. degree in Chemistry in 1964.
If I had to give one piece of advice to incoming college freshmen, I'd say always be true to yourself.
You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in college or in the world
A man's college and university degrees mean nothing to me until I see what he is able to do with them.
I went to college. I had a double major in biology and physical education, but my major was wrestling.
My parents worked enormously hard to put four children through college. We didn't have a lot of money.
I've been a teacher at the college level, in composition mostly, and I've been an editor on magazines.
People would ask what college are you going to, and I'd say, 'San Diego State.' And they'd say, 'Why?'
I met some people in college and I kept cracking away until someone pointed me in the right direction.
While I have no desire to see Mr. Obama's birth certificate, I do want to see his college transcripts.
I miss the simplicity of college, with specific due dates, a consistent schedule, and a solid routine.
It wasn't until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed.
If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.
I'm happiest playing a match with my dad and a couple of college friends, taking a few bucks off them.
Being at college, I think that's the time when you really start searching for things outside yourself.
Destruction of the environment is not only rational; it's exactly what you're taught to do in college.
I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.
Shortly after my dad died, my mom figured that if I could do a few commercials, I'd get a college fund.
I guess I hit a point while I was in college when I realized I would have to do something with my life!
If you go to a college campus and you do stop and frisk, you're going to find a lot of drugs there too.
College is the only place where you can rebel by doing exactly what people in authority tell you to do.
My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.
I never thought about college, but my mom thought about it for me. I knew 100 percent it wasn't for me.
I would've easily won the popular vote, much easier, in my opinion, than winning the electoral college.
College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.
When I went to college, I discovered the Sega console, and 'Sonic the Hedgehog' became very dear to me.
Skateboarding is forever, and things like college and girls only ruin an endlessly savored adolescence.
Until these college students came into town, we were all very poor and didn't have money to do anything.
College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.
I think I'm a fairly average person, I think I have only a medium IQ. I didn't go to college, obviously.
So if a college education is indispensable, the challenge as I see it is how to make it more accessible.