When I was in college, all the pretty women were in the theatre, so I auditioned for a play.

There's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California.

I think if I had one year of college, I'd have done better with the mental part [of the NBA].

I'm more eager to have kids than I am to go back to college. I want to be a mom really badly.

Companies can't delegate social media to the new college grad and think they have it covered.

Even when I was young, playing college football, and I injured my knee, I bounced right back.

College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful atmosphere of a college campus.

I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.

I.B.M. was my college education, effectively. They were very good at teaching you management.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

I skipped 'College Dropout' and 'Late Registration' and went straight to '808s & Heartbreak.'

I started out as a box boy. You know, I didn't go to college, and I did well in supermarkets.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

Areas with lots of college students/young people can be a minefield, so I tend to avoid them.

Where I'm from, you go to college, become a carpenter or something, and stay in the district.

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.

Presidents are elected not by direct popular vote but by 538 members of the Electoral College.

The resources of a university, of a college, should not be wasted in merely academic pursuits.

A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.

Going from college to being on national TV almost fresh outta school, it happened really fast.

The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.

I played wide receiver in high school; then I went to college at Ball State and played safety.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.

a college education I would never propose - a bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clothes

I used to act in college, but always comedy. Didn't do [William] Shakespeare - did Ben Jonson.

When I got back into the film business after college, I started out as a production assistant.

I was studying speech-language pathology at Iona College and I got my bachelor's degree there.

When I'm 40, too old to be a rock star, I plan to go back to college to study classical music.

My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black.

Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.

The only reason I went to college was to play basketball. I injured my knee and couldn't play.

I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.

I've lost my writing skills since college. I couldn't write a book. It would take a long time.

I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like.

Education, in K-12, technical college and universities needs to be a top priority in Wisconsin.

I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.

The individual college youth cannot wait forever until the problem of his education is decided.

At the same time, I went through college, received a Ph.D. and started to teach. I wrote books.

Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof.

Whether it's college or WNBA, its basketball and the more you play the less you need to adjust.

In college I received the Best Actor award for four consecutive years under Calicut University.

I was not a good student. I did not spend much time at college; I was too busy enjoying myself.

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again.

My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.

Fed and electoral college could use some tinkering, but they are not the source of the problems.

My favorite NBA team are the houston rockets and favorite college team are the duke blue devils.

My teaching began in 1936 at Iowa State College where T. W. Schultz was the department chairman.

A man who cannot think is not an educated man however many college degrees he may have acquired.

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