Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.

Salt and the center of the world have to be there, in that spot on the tablecloth.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

A writing cook and a cooking writer must be bold at the desk as well as the stove.

I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old.

What is literature compared with cooking? The one is shadow, the other is substance.

I find cooking to be the one thing that relaxes me. I don't get to do it often . . .

It is not 'only' food, I said heatedly. There's meaning hidden underneath each dish.

I do a lot of cooking; we eat a lot of fish, but I try not to make fattening things.

My dad gave me the gene to enjoy cooking, and to enjoy consuming good food and wine.

The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.

The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume; but a good stomach excels them all.

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

Sometimes I skip breakfast, pop to the butcher and get sunburned while cooking meat.

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.

I didn't start cooking until I was thirty-two. Until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Books cannot always please, however good; Minds are not ever craving for their food.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

Conservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'.

Being alive is gardening and cooking and birds and green and blue, at the very least.

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you've eaten some.

Cooking and gardening involve so many disciplines: math, chemistry, reading, history.

I'm just someone who likes cooking and for whom sharing food is a form of expression.

Cooking a dish is fine; cooking it under pressure is a completely different ballgame.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless with his paragraphs.

Cooking is about imbibing different cultures and putting them in a plate on the table.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Be content to remember that those who can make omelettes properly can do nothing else.

You know, from age 17 on, my paycheck was coming from cooking and working in kitchens.

I think baking's far easier than cooking, and because of that, it's more approachable.

DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.

I love gardening, and I love cooking. I love things like that. I love creating things.

Pomegranate molasses is ubiquitous in Arabic cooking: it's sweet, sour and adds depth.

Bad cooking is responsible for more trouble at sea than all other things put together.

If you could make a pudding wi' thinking o' the batter, it 'ud be easy getting dinner.

I don't like gourmet cooking or 'this' cooking or 'that' cooking. I like good cooking.

I prefer cooking to baking. Baking, to me, is very precise, and it's about perfection.

My good health is due to a soup made of white doves. It is simply wonderful as a tonic.

I do a lot of recipe creation. Translation: cooking tempting dishes that must be eaten.

I've always liked food, and I've always been interested in cooking and stuff like that.

Kitchens are for conversation. They're not just for cooking; they're for conversations.

Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish, too much handling will spoil it.

One of the dirty little secrets of my job is that I don't do ANY food or cooking shows.

Performing is very much like cooking: putting it all together, raising the temperature.

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