Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

I am sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips, let no dog bark.

I very much believe in rescuing animals, not buying them.

Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat.

I feel like a dog who has been to the vet too many times.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way-under the hoop.

Dogs aren't like family members, they are family members.

If my life was a song it would be 'Who Let The Dogs Out'.

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?

You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.

Praying without fervency is like hunting with a dead dog.

It could end up like the Dog & Duck against the Red Lion.

He has all the characteristics of a dog - except loyalty.

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

Footnotes -- little dogs yapping at the heels of the text

I'd rather get a hot dog or a doughnut than write a song.

Dogs give us something just as we give something to them.

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.

The dog without his master was like a body without a soul.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I love playing music, I love my dog, and I love my family.

Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog.

With great care we might have a dog's chance, but no more.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

When dogs fulfill their roles they are ecstatically happy.

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.

I always thought I'd adopt - I have a dog but no children.

No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.

Naturally animals are very special to me, especially dogs.

...he will be our friend for always and always and always.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Everybody should have a shelter dog. Its good for the soul.

I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman.

God, give me by Your grace what You give to dogs by nature.

Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

Elizabeth's back at the Red Cross, and I'm walking the dog.

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions

I love dogs. Like, A LOT. They’re my favorite animal. Ever.

I followed what the dog did... then I realized I was human.

The liberal Gluten-free agenda is turning our dogs lesbian.

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

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