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A man and his dog goes so well with home and castle.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.
The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.
Keep running after a dog and he will never bite you.
Many times I have thanked God for a bite of raw dog.
The more i get to know people, the more i like dogs.
I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.
I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.
I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.
America does not like people being not nice to dogs.
When a dog is drowning, everyone offers him a drink.
I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
I do have a favorite Zeppelin song, Larry, Black Dog.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.
Give a boy a dog and you've furnished him a playmate.
The dog gnawes the bone because he cannot swallow it.
Wild dogs? Or just Clayton? -Nick Sorrentino (Bitten)
It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.
The road to Hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
I was Chairman Maos dog. What he said to bite, I bit.
Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend.
It's quite enough to show a well-beaten dog the whip.
Old dogs care about you, even when you make mistakes.
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases.
There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner.
We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.
There ain't a man livin' who hasn't talked to his dog.
You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
I will try to make a doll of Oksana with a little dog.
Habit is the ballast that chains the dog to his vomit.
I would never rob your cradles to feed the dogs of war
The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe.
I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit.
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.
I am elected by the people of Bucharest, not the dogs.
Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being.
I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.
I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.
Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother.
Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.