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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.
Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.
You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog.
He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.
You can trust a dog with your life...but not your lunch
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.
If your dog should be dead, I'm gonna love you instead.
Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.
Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.
I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.
I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead.
You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home.
The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
To be without a dog is worse than being without a song.
Who hath a Wolfe for his mate, needes a Dog for his man.
Who hath no more bread then neede, must not keepe a dog.
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.
Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living.
A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.
the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.
Some dogs act like people and some people act like dogs.
If there is no God for thee Then there is no God for me.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
I was a dog on a short chain / and now there's no chain.
My dog gives me such joy and makes me laugh incessantly.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
I wish my mind was a dog and I could train it to go sit.
Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.
The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died.
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone.
A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
O villains, vipers, dogs, easily won to fawn on any man!
My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.
Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.
I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Ah, if I could only pray the way that dog looks at meat.
Houses are for private living, for friends, and for dogs.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.