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I must speak the truth, and nothing but the truth.
We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.
You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.
Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.
Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it
Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.
Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.
I mean UKIP, I mean it's just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically.
Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.
The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.
Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.
I am not a morose person, but I would rather not be here. I don't have any reverence for life, only for the entities themselves. I would rather see a blank space where I am. This will sound like fruitcake stuff again but at least I wouldn't be harming anything.