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If the shoe fits you're lucky.
Fish and guests in three days are stale.
When I go, I'll take New Year's Eve with me.
Modern life is confusing no "Ms take" about it.
A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets.
Made by General Motors, on order from Sears Roebuck.
The only thing wrong with architecture is architects.
All our troubles come from not being able to be alone.
When you are too old to play golf, you had better die.
If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.
Sin is the only real colour element left in modern life.
Much of modern life is preventable chronic stress injury.
... modern life is no longer thinkable without photography.
I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
We finally got Nebraska where we want them...off the schedule.
Singles hitters drive Fords. Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs.
Ecology is boring for the same reason that destruction is fun.
The tenuousness of modern life can make anyone feel overwrought.
Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?
If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber.
The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.
Modern life requires us to be more and more flexible in our attire.
Only the camera seems to be really capable of describing modern life.
I don't care if my lettuce has DDT on it, just as long as it's crisp.
We should sell them to our worst enemies, the Russians and the Cubans.
However, we might oppose it, abortion is a sad feature of modern life.
The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.
The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn't get lost enough.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.
Modern life is moving faster than the speed of thought, or thoughtfulness.
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.
The fact is that modern life has deprived us of life's one great luxury: time.
In modern life, we tend to forget family values because of the hectic schedule.
In my life I've easily lost 500 pounds but for some reason they keep finding me.
Psychiatrist to patient: Maybe you don't have a complex. Maybe you are inferior.
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured.
Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.
I was born in 1989. I literally watched 'Rocko's Modern Life' on live television.
Bad luck and (extreme) misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Everything you use in a modern life style has to be made using a tool of some sort.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
We are in danger of developing a cult of the Common Man, which means a cult of mediocrity.
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.
My program is to leave the fools to nature. She has diseases with which to deal with them.
Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.