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I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no reason to golf.
My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual.
I have always wanted to live where one could practice (golf) shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.
Emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea.
I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.
I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
Forty-one rules aren't so many - St. Benedict had 73 to keep the brethren on the straight and narrow.
I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.
It is always disillusioning to weigh your fish and measure your golf drives. Smart men estimate them.
I experienced American golf courses when I was younger and played a lot of USGA and AJGA tournaments.
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.
Every time you build a golf course, it’s not a golf course when you get there. You have to improvise.
Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.
Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.
It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.
Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.
A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it.
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.
Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
All of us have an 'inner clock,' a certain pace at which we function most comfortably and effectively.
That's my goal-more public courses in Mexico. I want to make sure little kids in Mexico can play golf.
It's odd that the word 'atheist' even exist. I don't play golf, is there a word for non-golf players ?
In golf, just because a person is big and cut and ripped, doesn't mean they have a physical advantage.
After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here.
There are some guys out here that can really play golf, but it has not been their focus for that long.
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.
Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand with no outside interference.
We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.
They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.
Perhaps the most important thing I can tell you about equipment is to experiment and keep an open mind.
Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
Golf, more than most games, has a number of clichés, often successfully disguised as 'tips'. Watch out!
The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better.
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game.
I feel like I came through this year stronger and wiser, and I can go into 2015 in a much better place.
Who wants a life of ease? And who wants a life in the office that you hate, and who wants to play golf?