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I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.
Learn to write the same way you learn to play golf. You do it and keep doing it until you get it right.
I only properly played golf when I was 15 or 16. The best course I've done? Pebble Beach in California.
Sometimes when you play a golf course for the first time, you just got to be committed to your targets.
When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts.
I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat.
I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.
Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game.
Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.
You have to love something and have a passion for it to be disciplined. My commitment was purely to golf
I always look to see what Arnold [Palmer] shot; it's a habit. We will always compete against each other.
John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.
Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it.
This is the substance of our Plot-For those who play the Perfect Shot, There are ten thousand who do not.
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
I don't think much about my physical body going off into the long, green fairways of heaven to play golf.
I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.
I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
There are five top superstars in golf, 20 great stars, and 30 good ones. The rest should go and get jobs.
Every woman should recruit a female friend to take up golf so there will be more women available to play.
If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.
Sometimes in golf I've got 10,000 people watching me. Cameras are easy. Doing the Jay Leno show was easy.
Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.
I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence.
Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple
I bleed all the time. I play golf and stuff, so there's always something, nicks and stuff, here and there.
I am a guy who likes to do what I am doing with passion, whether it's a soccer match with friends or golf.
I don't just want to be the best black player or the best Asian player. I want to be the best golfer ever.
Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
My golf swing is probably the most horrendous you've ever seen. I look like I'm trying to attack the ball.
I like the beach and would also love to learn golf because I think it is rather elegant for an older lady.
I thought the opportunity to play golf 12 months a year would give me a chance to go where I wanted to go.
The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
You don't think anything about age when you're playing [golf]. I mean, why would you ever think about that.
To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.
I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.
You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power.
Golf is so difficult to master. It feels like the better you get, the farther you are away from perfection.
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.