My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.

A civil guest Will no more talk all, than eat all the feast.

The guest is always right - even if we have to throw him out.

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

Frank Harris has been received in all the great houses - once.

Time is an eternal guest that banquets on our ideals and bodies.

A cocktail done right can really show your guests that you care.

You don't want to work so hard that you can't enjoy your guests.

Like all guests, after a fortnight, grief is best beyond the door.

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.

The vices come as passengers, visit us as guest and stay as masters.

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.

I prefer to leave standing up, like a well-mannered guest at a party.

Brevity never fatigues; therefore, brevity is always a welcome guest.

Whoever expects to walk peacefully in the world must be money's guest.

I think I must admit so fair a guest when it asks entrance to my heart.

Dreams are guests who ensoul our lives if we have hospitality for them.

When I make a feast, I would my guests should praise it, not the cooks.

My zero-stress way to host a gathering: Make the guests do the cooking.

The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Come in, dear wind, and be our guest You too have neither home nor rest.

True hospitality consists of giving the best of yourself to your guests.

I don't want to be the honored guest. I want to be the invisible person.

Modern Carpet Designs may provide endless entertainment for your guests.

I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.

You're never going to be gentle enough with the person who is your guest.

You have to always remember who your guest is, and thats who we cater to.

I was on the show previously as a guest host, so I had a little practice.

Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.

I seem to myself, as in a dream, Am accidental guest in this dreadful body.

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

I have 4 bedrooms in my house. 1 is for guests, the other 3 are for closets.

Always remember to set a place at the table of life for the unexpected guest.

You are the honoured guest, Do not weep like a beggar For pieces of the world.

Peace is a stranger to the rigid mind. Peace is a guest of the flexible heart.

I like when guests come over early and we chop veggies and talk and play music.

Ourselves within us lethal forces nurse; We make of our own enemies our guests.

To turn away a guest is poorest poverty; To bear with fools is mightiest might.

When you feel most alive, find out why, This is one guest you won't greet twice.

Like when I host a party. I hope my guests get along. But if not, how interesting!

When you are invited to a dinner, you are either a guest or you are part of a menu

Conversation is but carving! Give no more to every guest Than he's able to digest.

My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock should find the time in my face.

I've ended up feeling fonder of 'The Paying Guests' than of any of my other novels.

I have an obsession for quality. I work for my guests, not to obtain Michelin stars.

When you guest-star, you're usually at the center of the dramatic arc, so that's fun.

To the guests that must go, bid God's speed and brush away all traces of their steps.

For I, who hold sage Homer's rule the best, Welcome the coming, speed the going guest.

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