Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

All is egotism. The only people whose mainspring is not egotism are the dead and perhaps idiots.

If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot.

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

Lot of folks like to mock dumb history, and pretend it's just a few idiots. Isn't. It's the country.

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.

The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.

There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around.

Everyone but an idiot knows that the lower classes must be kept poor, or they will never be industrious.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

You get what I call the natural progression, the three Is. The innovators, the imitators, and the idiots.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist.

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips.

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this?

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'

The canvas has an idiotic stare and mesmerises some painters so much that they turn into idiots themselves.

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark?

Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?" "Drowning?" Replied Graystripe.

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

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