You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot.

Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.

No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.

Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

I'm an idiot who won the Literature Nobel Prize.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot

Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute.

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you open your mouth.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.

Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.

Many people think I am an idiot. I think I am a genius.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Drugs are for idiots. I'm never going to be that person.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth

Any idiot can make money. Keeping money, very few can do.

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

Oh what idiots we have all been, this is just as it must be

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible

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