If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.

By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.

It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open.

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

Stop blaming your parents. If you're really angry at 60 years old, you're an idiot! You've got to work some of it out.

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens' profit.

Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at 30. And I grew up.

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.

I like using snapshot cameras because they're idiot-proof. I have bad eyesight, and I'm no good at focusing big cameras.

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius.

In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day.

I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

God gave us so many emotions, and so many strong ones. Every human being, even if he is an idiot, is a millionaire in emotions.

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.

This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

In school, I wasn't like the cool guy who had all the new clothes and had all the girls. I felt like the world saw me as an idiot.

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest.

Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost.

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

I've had moments where I've met people who were complete, like, idiots, who could not understand visual culture to save their lives.

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought that was how people looked at him.

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

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