One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons.

It is respectable to have no illusions, and safe, and profitable and dull.

Irony - The modern mode: either the devil’s mark or the snorkel of sanity.

I know it might be kind of ironic, but I like funny films and documentaries.

Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.

Though collecting quotations could be considered as merely an ironic mimetism

I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that.

It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way.

To be honest, I don't watch a lot of TV. It's kind of ironic because I'm on TV.

My dad passed on asthma to me. It's kind of ironic because he outgrew it at 13.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time.

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.

The passive ironic attitude is not cool or romantic, but pathetic and destructive.

It's so ironic. When you finally achieve recognition, you hide behind dark glasses.

The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic.

Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past.

It's so ironic - when you finally achieve recognition, you hide behind dark glasses.

Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

Ironic, huh? To keep that part of me alive, I have to be close to that which kills it.

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.

It is ironic that many Filipinos learn to love the Philippines while abroad, not at home.

That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.

When I was a boy, unconsciously, spontaneously I learned the art of telling ironic stories.

But that's men all over ... Poor dears, they can't help it. They haven't got logical minds.

"Politics" per se is absent from my writing but there is usually a moral (if ironic) compass.

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!

It's highly ironic that it was the conservatives on the court who overturned so many statutes.

Isn't it ironic that after 70 years Russia wants God back while we are trying to kick him out?

Who would have ever thought I'd be afraid of a zombie, any kind of zombie? Nicely ironic that.

The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity.

It's more important for a photographer to have very good shoes, than to have a very good camera

Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.

It’s ironic that as scientists that don’t believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god.

Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do

People say graffiti is ugly, irresponsible and childish... but that's only if it's done properly.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it without a sense of ironic futility.

It's ironic, I used to ride my bike to make a living. Now I just want to live so that I can ride.

I guess it's ironic. I just did the Gucci cologne ad, and I was the cologne thief in junior high.

You [men] are our protectors, is not true; for if you were, who would there be to protect us from?

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?" "I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head.

It's really ironic that I won, because that's not the goal that I had in mind when I went out to skate.

I just want to be good at soccer and have a normal life; it is a little ironic that you can't have both.

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