I'm a really bad liar. My mom finds out every time, especially now that she's got Facebook.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again!

My mom raised us three boys by herself on welfare. It's not worse than anybody else's life.

My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew, and they didn't want anything to do with anything.

I'll also tell you that to no less extent my mom, who was the daughter of Irish immigrants.

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

My mom really instilled in me this idea that parents are not perfect and they make mistakes.

When you're a mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside of you that has died.

Having children just puts the whole world into perspective. Everything else just disappears.

My mom and my shows is not a good mix. She came one time and I'm not letting her come again!

Don't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows that your father is a cross we must bear.

My mom and I have the exact same mannerisms - the way we talk and the gestures that we made.

My mom has this great skiing event in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, every year for a local charity.

I was born to a Nigerian dad and a Kenyan mom, and coming to the States was really academic.

My mom said I was an escapist at heart.... that I preferred imaginary worlds to the real one

I fell in love with words and I think that made my mom smile. I think that was cool for her.

I'm a lioness. I have four cubs. I'm a mom. I want to take care of my kids and protect them.

My mom is my heart. But my [step]dad was my role model, the hardest working man I ever knew.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

[My mom] had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer.

I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries.

Most people actually think I'm more like my mom because we're interested in the same things.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

I trust my mom with anything. If I have a problem, my mom is always the first person I go to.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.

My mom taught me to live by the three p's: to always be passionate, persistent, and prepared.

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is up to all the time.

I would forgive my mom, but she's going to have to admit she did some things that were wrong.

Other kids would take their parents to the toy store and I'd take my mom to the record store.

My dad's half-Lebanese, my mom is full Lebanese. I'm three-quarters Lebanese. Irish-Lebanese.

When a timid mouse who is a mom needs to be a hero, she does it, because that's what moms do.

I owe much to mother. She had an expert's understanding, but also approached art emotionally.

I got my way with my grandma. I used to get whoopings with my mom, but my grandma spoiled me.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like, 'If you've got it, flaunt it.'

How am I supposed to be a mom to two kids, a wife and do a show every night? It's impossible!

As a busy working mom I'm always pressed for time, so a quick and easy beauty routine is key!

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.

I just hope I will be as good a mom to my child and, hopefully, children as my mom was to me.

My mom always encouraged me, it was never weird. She'd look at 'Heavy Metal' and go 'Woo-hoo!'

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.

I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.

I wanted to stay close enough so mom could see me play - where I could go home if I needed to.

What is free time? I'm a single mother. My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be

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