I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills.

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

Engineers are behind the cars we drive, the pills we pop and the way we power our homes.

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!

I took pain pills to get to sleep because I didn't want to go to work the next day exhausted.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.

Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

Since I was 16, I've felt a black cloud hangs over me. Since then, I have taken pills for depression.

I stopped going out and taking pills and I started hanging out and learning about flat eleven chords.

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

To the bottle! In infancy, the milk bottle; in our prime, the wine bottle; in our dotage, the pill bottle.

I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive.

I would like television to produce some itching pills rather than this endless outpouring of tranquilizers.

It is in the interests of society to put the Pill into slot machines and to place cigarettes on prescription.

There's hardly a more bitter pill to take than when a President disappoints the people who most believed in him.

What though I cannot meet my bills? What though I suffer toothache's ills? What though I swallow countless pills?

When did a doctor prescribe, not sleeping pills, but sleep itself? It needs to be prioritised, even incentivised.

If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

As we're bombarded daily with new ads for pills, diets and ab-doers, we have to protect our wallets and our time.

Don't forget to eat a lot of greens and fish oil pills. Those are two of the best things to keep your skin glowing.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Some people swallow the universe like a pill; they travel on through the world, like smiling images pushed from behind.

I have big problems with the left side of my body. I'm taking pills so I can play. I take five pills before every game.

I don't know why I feel so crazy...I feel like I'm going through a stargate. Maybe it's the diet pills. Maybe it's Buddha.

I drink too much, I smoke too much, I take pills too much, I work too much, I girl around too much, I everything too much.

When I was saving pills to kill myself, I thought there was no hope. I thought my life was over because I was a homosexual.

How does one control weight? By not overeating. How does one stay in shape? One plays sports. There are no magic pills here.

The best anti-depressant pill for me would be one the size of a house so you could drop it on me and put me out of my misery.

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'

The young doctor should look about early for an avocation, a pastime, that will take him away from patients, pills, and potions.

One sees more and more people who are miserable and demented and you feel it would be both kind and wise to leave them a few pills.

Lies are like sleeping pills. You should only use them when you absolutely have to. They spoil everything if you make a habit of them.

Everything is being compressed into tiny tablets. You take a little pill of news every day-23 minutes-and that's supposed to be enough.

If you want to have great sex, find a partner who really turns you on. Pills are merely props, and props can turn out to be a big drag.

I take echinacea to ward off colds and I go through phases of taking vitamins, but I'd rather eat a lot of fruit and veg than take pills.

The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster When you take your pill it's like a mine disaster. I think of all the people lost inside you.

When I took the pills, I wanted to kill someone I hated. I didn't know that other Veronikas existed inside me, Veronikas that I could love.

I took desperate measures to lose weight and did terrible things to myself. I went from diet pills to thirty laxatives a day to throwing up.

Patriarchy, routinely blamed for everything, produced the birth control pill, which did more to free contemporary women than feminism itself.

Mental illness is a myth, whose function is to disguise and thus render more palatable the bitter pill of moral conflicts in human relations.

I have an irregular heartbeat, so that means a fair amount of medication - and I have blood pressure pills, too, but no vitamins or supplements.

I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.

The downsides of globalization are indeed painful, ... But taking the bigger pills against its ills is superior to living inside a sterile bubble.

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