This collection holds 242 saturday night quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Dale Earnhardt, Juvenal and Willard Scott.

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I enjoy Saturday night racing.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

I love a Chinese on a Saturday night.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.'

I go to sleep before 10 on a Saturday night.

'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

I was pretty obsessed with 'Saturday Night Live.'

I didn't find Saturday night television difficult.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans.

Strictly' is Saturday night fun. The pay's not amazing.

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' since I was ten.

I went to New York in '87 to write for 'Saturday Night Live.'

You can go on 'Saturday Night Live' now and not even play live.

I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.

Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

We've played on 'Saturday Night Live' and got not even a Rolling Stone review.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night.

I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night.

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

When I was a kid, I loved horror films. I used to stay up on Saturday night to watch.

I've always kept a low profile and said no to 'Saturday Night Live' and stuff like that.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.'

I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.'

When I was a kid, I used to stay up after 'Saturday Night Live' to watch the horror shows.

My dream is to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm going to do everything to make that happen.

It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim.

And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night.

It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie.

I watched 'Hey Hey' religiously every Saturday night like every other single human that I knew.

Would I rather be on 'Saturday Night Live' or Snapchat? I'd rather be on 'Saturday Night Live.'

On an ideal Saturday night, I'll go to the New York City Ballet, where my friends play percussion.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity.

Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.

It's interesting to play a real-life person who has already been a character on 'Saturday Night Live.'

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit.

We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows.

I've watched 'Saturday Night Takeaway' with my family for as long as I can remember, I'm such a huge fan.

'Saturday Night Fever,' Paula Abdul, 'Fame,' Debbie Allen... all affected me and the generation before me.

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