I can overact in two seconds.

Before you say cut, wait 5 seconds

You can do anything for 30 seconds

I can put up a blog in 10 seconds.

Sometimes I hate a shoe in seconds.

Pre-meditation can form in split seconds.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I can say the Lord's prayer in 10 seconds.

A fight is usually longer than five seconds.

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

My first match lasted 10 seconds, and I lost.

You can tell in six seconds if someone is funny.

I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and 5 seconds.

In such seconds of decision entire futures are made.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Love is 2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises.

It takes only a few seconds to make history new again.

I can make anything in the room funny in a few seconds.

I did die once, for seven seconds, after a burst appendix.

Let the answer hang there for two or three or four seconds.

There are 86,400 seconds in a day. Those seconds are critical.

What goes 0-300 in less than 2 seconds? Your mother on a scale.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

The day is coming when, in 45 seconds, you can download a movie.

The day is coming when, in 45 seconds, you can download a movie.

Up until like five seconds ago, I just took what jobs came along.

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute.

I do occasionally listen to One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer.

'Crocodile Dundee' is about people; it's 10 seconds about crocodiles.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

I expect my immortality will last about six seconds after my funeral.

My boyfriend is Jewish, and he calls himself a kike every five seconds.

[Captchas] are not only annoying, but they kill 10 seconds of your time.

If you can do something great in 60 seconds, you can do anything, really.

The battle, if you could call it that, lasted no more than a few seconds.

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.

I started crying 20 seconds into the movie and didnt stop till it was over.

I started crying 20 seconds into the movie and didn't stop till it was over.

They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.

I'm a great audience. I cry very easily. I suspend disbelief in two seconds.

People ask, 'Why is it called 5 Seconds of Summer when there's four of you?'

You have five seconds to enjoy it and then you remember who you didn't thank.

His gift is slower than Jane's. It creeps. It will touch us in a few seconds.

Switch off reality TV! I've only ever been able watch about 30 seconds of it.

Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansell. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.

Now children as young as nine carry AK47s which can kill 30 people in seconds.

Carl Lewis wasn't a great sprinter. He could only run fast for like 9 seconds.

For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.

And he waited. It was only for a few seconds, but it felt like a small forever.

Understand the now. Don't even worry about five seconds later, worry about now.

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