This collection holds 309 sitcom quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Angela Lansbury, David Alan Grier and Dave Foley.

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A sitcom. I hate that word.

I decided sitcoms weren't for me.

I like the sitcom, as a structure.

I always wanted to be on a sitcom.

The hardest thing to write is sitcom.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom.

Before 'Entourage,' I couldn't get a sitcom.

I would love to be on a sitcom or on Broadway.

I use a method approach to all my sitcom work.

I think I'm sort of locked into the sitcom genre

Yeah, the sitcom world is dead. It's all reality.

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

We look at 'MyMusic' as the future of the sitcom.

I couldn't see myself doing a traditional sitcom.

People compose poetry, novels, sitcoms - for love.

Sitcom storylines are usually incredibly contrived.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

I'm a sitcom junky. And I love rom coms. Mind candy.

With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.

I haven't done the things I've done to be in a sitcom.

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.

Sitcom food is by far the tastiest of all showbiz food.

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

Writing is the greatest thing about really good sitcoms.

One line on a Tom Selleck sitcom does not a career make.

Every sitcom needs their straight man or straight woman.

When I was growing up, I watched every sitcom imaginable.

Your average sitcom writer is a very intellectual person.

I would consider a half hour sitcom if the script was good.

I had developed a sitcom with UPN, but it wasn't picked up.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy.

Just saying I'd like to do a sitcom is poison words, isn't it?

Definitely not a sitcom, that's my first condition. No sitcoms.

There is absolutely no way for a sitcom to be a challenge to me.

I think it is very sad that 'sitcom' has become a pejorative term.

I've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.'

I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success.

I love sitcoms, and I grew up on sitcoms. That's my tasty junk food.

I have to warn you, I'm not just some sitcom guy. I'm now an author.

My first venture into TV was a half-hour sitcom on Fox called 'Roc.'

The reason I'm doing a sitcom is because it's much more approachable.

I ventured into a world of sitcom, and I have no regrets. I loved it.

What I love most is television, and I would love to work on a sitcom.

It would be a shame for me if I were to become 'Mr. Half-Hour Sitcom.'

I don't want to do television. A TV show sitcom? I don't even watch TV.

I think people have a hard time thinking that I could've done a sitcom.

I didn't want to do the sitcom thing, but I didn't know what else to do.

When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.

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