Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

Stupid human voices always ruining everything.

No one looks stupid when they're having fun.

And now, will y'all stand and be recognized.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff.

Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system.

"No comment" is a comment.

People do not read stupidities with impunity.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

They misunderestimated me.

They are cutting medicare

Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.

Most people are boring and stupid.

How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?

We all know the leopard can't change his stripes.

You can be sincere and still be stupid.

Liberalism has become a special kind of stupid.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

My answer is bring them on.

An innocent bureaucratic snafu.

My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs.

Suppose, gentleman, that man is not stupid.

This book has too much plot and not enough story.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

I think I was unprepared for war.

It is a $270 billion cut in medicare

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

I misled people, including even my wife.

I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name.

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes.

As president, I will create 12 million new jobs.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

For four years we've been cooperating exhaustively

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

We will reduce the White House staff by 25 percent

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

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