Rock and roll stars have it much better than writers when they're on a tour.

If Trent Reznor calls and says he needs a drummer for his tour... I'm there.

Being on tour really takes a toll, so you have to find ways to stay healthy.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

I went on tour with Beyonce before. I wouldn't mind doing something with her.

Being on tour is like being in limbo. It's like going from nowhere to nowhere.

I'm the one in the band that said I'm not going on tour unless we do a record.

Usually by the time I finish a book tour I've just about had it with the book.

I love touring. I love stand up. I love getting on a tour bus with my friends.

But I'm a real Gemini; I'm completely different at home than when I'm on tour.

I basically say I'm on tour all the time, because one tour goes into the next.

It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay.

Oh yeah, our first tour in Europe they wouldn't give me the time off from work.

My first tour I was on the road for 18 months. You're just out there promoting.

At my Rolling Stones' tour, the camera was a protection. I used it in a Zen way.

I actually became a Christian in my rookie year on tour when I was 16 years old.

I do remember the tour of 'Cats' in Philadelphia. I was 12 and had a stomach bug.

I tour whether I have album out or not. I tour more than any other hip-hop artist.

I'm very fit on tour. I try to eat well, try to sleep. But it's still rock n' roll.

I blew the college boards, and to ease the snub from Harvard made a tour of Europe.

If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.

I queued 24 hours to see Coldplay, at Koko in London, at the start of the X&Y tour.

Thanks to the Tour de France, riding the Champs-Elysees has a great cycling history.

I've always used a mallet putter on tour. I get too much face rotation with a blade.

I had always wanted to see the world, and the PGA Tour was always going to be there.

I go out, but not too much. When I'm on tour, I just write a lot of music and sleep.

I don't want to go on tour and have everyone just sitting there waiting for one song.

I think winning the world tour events is pretty special. They're just so hard to win.

I've always had just enough success to buy me some more tour dates and another record.

I like performing, but I usually get really sick when I'm on tour, and it's just hard.

When we can figure out a way to really tour and make a profit, then we'll do it again.

I want to be a scratch golfer. And when I'm 50, I want to play on the Senior PGA Tour.

I mean, it takes a large entourage to put on a tour. You can't have 'em sittin' around.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

During the downtime on tour, I simply walk from room to room, staring into my computer.

I've stopped wanting a home, I think, because I've been on tour all my life, basically.

I love the road. The closest thing to home, for me, is being on a tour bus, ironically.

I don't want to sell my soul or anything, but to go on a huge tour would be next level.

I know Mick Jagger wouldn't tour without Keith Richards and call it the Rolling Stones.

I spent another six years in Europe covering sporting events such as the Tour de France.

Back in the day people made music to go on tour. They didn't make music to make a video.

That jam was so much fun that by the end of the tour, we just jammed on all of the songs.

There is sort of an unspoken 'no skateboarding' clause on tour that I break pretty often.

I'm taking my rats. Those are my friends for the tour. Thelma and Louise. They're so cute.

I've always made sure that I tour with bands that people aren't expecting me to tour with.

I don't write on tour. There is so much to do day in and day out when you are on the road.

I know of dude-bands who've brought big, crazy dogs on tour. Everybody loves their animal.

Pay-per-view events for us were really just another show while we were out on a road tour.

I learned really late. I started leasing a tour bus, which I wish I had done a lot sooner.

When you start at catering college, nobody prepares you for a book tour or public speaking.

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