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If you judge, investigate.
You can't applaud a referee.
No damn man kills me and lives.
My favorite umpire is a dead one.
Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!
Mars is there, waiting to be reached.
Wherever art appears, life disappears.
Your life is the same wherever you go.
Umpires sometimes have a quick trigger.
I didn't know a damn thing about style.
We do not judge great art. It judges us.
Never judge a work of art by its defects.
Just death, kind umpire of men's miseries.
Justice is a terrible but necessary thing.
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
I followed the war wherever I could reach it.
Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God.
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
We cast a shadow on something wherever we stand.
A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice
Listen, ump. How can you sleep with the lights on?
No one ever reached the worst of a vice at one leap
Never pray for justice, because you might get some.
One day a whole damn song fell into place in my head.
Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door.
Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.
The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk
Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.
Umpires are most vigorous when defending their miscalls.
This magistrate is not the king. The people are the king.
Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!
There are umpires, and there are those who hold the title.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!
We've beat up our umpires. They're now allowed to be human.
Ten years from now I will tell you how I feel about umpires.
Wherever it is resisted, slaver dies away and freedom grows.
My eyes, my brain seek out escape routes wherever I am sent.
Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire.
Gilligan's Island is wherever you want it to be in your mind.
People don't seem to understand that it's a damn war out there.
I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge.
I am selfish, but that's an attribute that all artists possess.
The roughest thing I ever said to an umpire was, 'Are you sure?'
Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results.
For neither life nor nature cares if justice is ever done or not.
I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.
In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn.
Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing.
No attribute of God is more dreadful to sinners than His holiness.
I am deeply saddened and shocked at the loss of umpire Wally Bell.