Up with skirts, down with pants!'

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen

I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.

He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.

I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

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