Comedy is not pretty.

Sondheim is New York.

I can't grow a beard.

I get tattooed a lot.

I love San Francisco!

I'm not a leading man.

I'm a character actor.

Getting older is hard.

I never drink... wine.

I'm wired differently.

Koreans are hilarious.

Success is for creeps.

I was a big Oasis fan.

Invented the #hashtag.

I'm a nudist at heart.

Death frees the beast.

I'm a bit of a hippie.

I'm not an improv guy.

Books are my weakness.

I've been a lucky boy.

I was a sheltered kid.

There's no male Oprah.

I'm perfectly healthy.

Style equals pretense.

I have great memories.

Life is a grand party.

Fame creeps up on you.

I like sleeping a lot.

I'm just a normal guy.

Jackie Chan is a myth.

I am not a sex symbol.

Everybody's a dreamer.

I'm not a big shopper.

I'm a big hip hop fan.

Comedy is in my bones.

I am not a drag queen.

I won an Emmy in 2006!

Entitlement is lethal.

I'm a huge sports fan.

All wars are criminal.

I like haunted things.

I'm an optimistic guy.

I'm an action fanatic.

I love smashing stuff.

I'm really a pacifist.

I didn't study acting.

I hate being immobile.

Hunger's a great spur.

I look a bit like him.

I'm a vocabulary nerd.

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