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Don't lose the best thing in your life just because you are not sure.
It's amazing marrying someone who wants nothing to do with Hollywood.
It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.
I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?
I want to do things that terrify me, unless they're going to kill me.
They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.
Look at the real prodigies, and I look like nothing compared to them.
Mel Gibson will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a Number.
No one I know works in the industry. No, that's not true - Liv Tyler.
I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.
I guess sometimes fear is a good thing. It's a really good motivator.
Bad women's comedies are made by men who didn't consult enough women.
I've very critical of myself, and film has been an adjustment for me.
I try to avoid people as much as possible. They might change my life!
Those with a moral deficit put on a good show, and sleep like a baby.
The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know.
People have all different kinds of marriages. Whatever works for you.
If you play with people who are better than you, then you get better.
Will Ferrell is just about the nicest guy - anyone can tell you that.
I've been to Sundance before, but I'd never seen a lot of screenings.
They asked if I was interested in a role as a large alien in a movie.
I never want to get tied to one project or be in one TV show forever.
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
I didn't have any idea that I would be able to have a career in film.
Cancer is the most pernicious, insidious, disgusting disease of life.
I guess I'd love to be surprised by something I had never thought of.
It's possible for people to gain control of every facet of your life.
I'm very picky about what I'll do and the message the film has in it.
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
In Wales, singing and storytelling are party skills, not professions.
I'm used to doing U.K. indie films, like, six weeks of filming, tops.
You can do anything if you set goals. You just have to push yourself.
The biggest revolutions are the ones that happen in-between our ears.
Being in 'Coronation Street' is only going to make me a better actor.
As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'
Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.
I don't like to watch my own movies - I fall asleep in my own movies.
I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.
If the world's gonna end, Trump's gonna have something to do with it.
Most of my nightmares involve me forgetting my lines in a stage play.
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
I have been playing the piano for my entire life - since I was three.
I think a lot of people thought my career started with Butch Cassidy.
I really do miss being able to go through life a little less noticed.
When you have no money for marketing, everything you do is marketing.
The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.
I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy.