I'm pretty good for an old geek.

I have a big cynical side to me.

To act well isn't an easy thing.

I try not to plan that too much.

I always wanted to do a Western.

I always love to come to Austin.

I would never walk off any show.

What can I say? Librarians rule.

Tomorrow is a thief of pleasure.

All punk rockers hate Christmas.

I'm a passionate trade unionist.

I tend to be a bit of a dreamer.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I got some bad ideas in my head.

I'm a man without a corporation.

God bless my soul! No apple pie.

There's no future in being poor.

These are icons to be treasured.

To call me a woman is very nice.

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

I was a big Fred Flintstone fan.

Howard Stern is one of my idols.

I have a very nappy, curly head.

Acting to me is always reacting.

I'm not really a morning person.

Act like a lady think like a man

Men respect standards- get some!

I'm enamored with the art world.

I would never run for president.

I completely get the drag thing.

I love funk and soul and Motown.

I used to sculpt a bit as a kid.

I hurt my bladder rollerblading.

I just wanted to be a scientist.

People love that monkey torture.

Even smiling makes my face ache.

The music stuff is just a hobby.

I assumed I'd never be divorced.

George Blagden is a great actor.

It's a clear day Sonny, L A N D.

I sang the songs in 'The Doors'.

I love women more than anything.

I always have issues with trust.

I grew up watching 'Raging Bull.

I like the pause that tea allows

Government is not show business.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

I love you and I'm here for you.

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