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I love Issa Rae from 'Insecure.'
I'm surfing the giant life wave.
The fans make the person a star.
The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
I'm not a vindictive kind of guy.
What is the key to life on Earth?
I'm a normal guy. I'm not a chef.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
Movies are an expensive business.
I never liked going in the ocean.
I actually did use to sell shoes.
The reward is in the doing of it.
I never make conscious decisions.
I love any comedic zombie movies.
I've never actually been to prom.
The stage is near and dear to me.
I'll take any story if it's good.
Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
I feel like fame is wasted on me.
I love music, and I love singing.
My own parents were touchy-feely.
You cannot pray them out of hell.
I hardly even leave my own house.
I always wanted to play a lawyer.
I'd love to work with Tom Cruise.
The world needs less destruction.
I'm a big fan of George Carlin's.
Larry Kasdan is a great director.
I intend to do more directing TV.
People named their kids after me!
Simplicity is not a simple thing.
I am for people. I can't help it.
I eat stickers all the time dude!
Writing is a bit like being a god
Can't is the cancer of happening.
I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.
I work in L.A. from time to time.
The customer is not always right.
My name is not 'William Shatner.'
I started my career without fans.
I've been fighting my whole life.
You know, I'm a skinny Irish guy.
I'm not a chick-flick enthusiast.
I don't mind telling a dark side.
I'm a huge fan of 'The Exorcist.'
Audiences can be very judgmental.
I loathe cheese, it makes me ill.
I was in two very horrible bands.
Give me liberty or a bran muffin!