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I've directed independent film.
Even the promiscuous feel pain.
I'm pretty much a couch potato.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Having a phobia has changed me.
You go from Pampers to Depends!
Sometimes you grow out of love.
I notice people that look good.
I'm a 'Lost' guy, I love 'Lost.
My hobbies are run-on sentences.
It's nice when little teams win.
I can't not put humor in a book.
I never wanted to be a director.
I'm really lovely and sensitive.
I provide a little comic relief.
I've got a great sense of humor.
I'm composing and writing music.
I don't believe in an afterlife.
Where there's tea, there's hope.
I don't like to play the victim.
I'm not really an animal person.
Be available for life to happen.
Wit is a comic's defense weapon.
I never wanted to be road comic.
I really like 'Disaster Artist.'
I was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma.
I've been no stranger to change.
The bad guys are the best parts.
Florida is a very healing place.
New York has the best tap water.
I don't drink. I don't do drugs.
In the end, everything is a gag.
I grew up doing musical theater.
All my good movies, nobody sees.
Lying does exist in crazy forms.
Therapy's like going to the gym.
Stephen Sondheim I am in awe of.
I'm a very big believer in fate.
Is typecasting really a problem?
Men must know their limitations.
I think you always have regrets.
Good dialogue is very important.
I'm not better than anyone else.
Losers must have leave to speak.
I'd feel guilty just doing gags.
I'm shocked at being recognized.
Everything's so accelerated now.
A secret is a secret in my mind.
Anybody can leap off a building.
I broke things to get attention.