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Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father
Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul Muni.
When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.
Forgiveness is giving up the hope of what happened to you from being different.
I'm not disciplined enough to be a writer consistently. I write when I have to.
Your face is your calling card, but you're not so famous that you can't go out.
The more you do a stunt, the more you increase the risk of something happening.
Just because I've stopped working doesn't mean that I've stopped being helpful.
I mourn the loss of the gigantic screen, but I guess you can't have everything.
For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.
I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?
I'm a dad first and foremost, then it goes hockey and then work, in that order.
Anybody can have any opinion they want to, as long as it's an informed opinion.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.
Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.
More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there.
So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
If you can't get tax breaks, then there's no reason to film in a city or state.
Anyway, I try to be a good guy. I try to tell the truth, but I'm not religious.
The political scene is already so turgid, it doesn't need more of that from me.
It's easy to be led astray when you're so broken. People take advantage of you.
I don't think you need to go looking for the enemy. He's going to look for you.
If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
I just love going down into the crowd and getting people pumped up and dancing.
Fans will treat something preciously if they're given the opportunity to do so.
I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges.
I'm not an acting monk or anything. I'm not, like, the most well-adjusted actor.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
When you wear a mask and create a character, nothing will pigeonhole you faster.
Once in a while it's good to challenge yourself in a way that's really daunting.
I can tan. I get tannish. It's not really tan, it's tannish. That kind of color.
That's the great thing about Comic Con - people are so accepting of one another.
I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.
When I was 14 years old, I was by no means trying to work professionally at all.
Just getting to talk to that person [Woody Allen ] in real life was pretty wild.
I did my first film with Francis Ford Copploa, which spoiled the hell out of me.
I want to have a resume that is substantial enough to hold itself as respectful.
I've actually always been a big fan of seafood. Sushi is one my favorite things.