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California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'
No one is accountable anymore for anything. No one did anything wrong. Well, you're to blame. That's to blame. This is to blame.
When I did make the decision to focus on acting, I think my mother was just relieved for me that I had finally started to focus.
It's important to say that the more challenging a scene is, in a way, the more fun it is because the more of my job I get to do.
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.
There's a point where art is not subjective, and my example for that is Picasso. If you don't like Picasso, that's your problem.
I really want my career to be as an actor-writer-director-producer, you know? I don't know what will be stronger than the other.
Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
Nothing can motivate me any more than I'm already motivated. It just can't happen. Me being motivated was never a factor. Never.
Neil and I have always been big fans of drag, emerging theater, and anything that is really 'out there' in terms of performance.
I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.
The biggest effect celebrity had on me was that I stopped being open and receptive and started to walk around with my head down.
'Friends', even though it was the longest single job I've had, still to me at the end of the day, when it was over it was a job.
I still am a geek, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I see no shame in having an unhealthy obsession with something.
Reality bites. Micron underlines that despite the market run-up recently, there's still no confidence about growth and earnings.
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.
I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.
I don't want to be just considered a breakout comedic supporting actor. I want to be a breakout actor in anything that's a lead.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
I decided a long time ago but sometimes it takes you 40 years to get around to doing something - and that's the truthful answer.
And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
To me Polanski is one of the greats in terms of psychological horror. It's just hard to top him because he's so damn good at it.
I feel like I’m good with girls. I understand them and am good at loving them. I’ve always felt like that’s been natural for me.
Kissing on screen is just - funny enough, you're just acting, so you're distracted by that more than anything. Or at least I am.
I feel like I'm good with girls. I understand them and am good at loving them. I've always felt like that's been natural for me.
What we often fail to recognize is how efficient a vegan diet is. Less land, less water, more food for our spiraling population.
Vulnerability is huge. I love to see that in characters. It's something I feel like a lot of my comedic heroes have always done.
My job isn't about pursuing fame and then becoming an actor. It's about becoming an actor and if fame follows suit, that's fine.
It must be good to be in Germany and France, because I have completely forgotten what it is like to be proud of your government.
When you have a pipe salesman with a business called Macabee Pipes, I'd say you've got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek.
It would be an amazing superpower to be able to make every person you meet feel better about the thing that makes them insecure.
What we consider typical of the male is a question I ask myself quite often - it's relevant to my life as an actor and as a man.
I'm not sure who's right, who's wrong, but it doesn't matter. Sometimes you just have to do what you're told. That's who we are!
I'm an actor in that I just want to create roles and characters and play parts that people remember and like or dislike or hate.
Respect other people regardless of the level they are at... or the level you are at. When you hand out respect, you get it back.
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks
The girls who like me aren't the ones I like. Or, if I do and they want to commit, I suddenly need tons of time with my friends.
All the stuff that you visualized that was going to work so beautifully, you discover is trashed, so you jump to something else.
We're supposed to be an example of freedom, and if we are doing things that are injustice to people, then what is our statement?
I spent a lot of time lifting my drums into a van, playing to ten people night after night. I can't complain about anything now.
I once asked Barbara Stanwyck the secret of acting. She said: 'Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made'.
Directing is literally what I've always wanted to do, ever since I was a kid. So I love the career I've built behind the camera.
If you can play lots of different characters, that's fun. As long as the material is good, that's what the attraction is for me.
I want to work with non-profits that stimulate growth to the community. Whether it is economic growth, intellectual, or freedom.
I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem.
There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on ... Look, I'm a romantic. I like marriage...In the movies.
My mum was a costume designer and costume supervisor in the theater and, especially, the ballet. But that was before I was born.