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I've always had fun looking forward, seeing where technology is going, and finding interesting ways of applying that to comedy.
When you're on the open sea and you drop 10, 12 feet and your stomach goes up around your neck - that's when you have problems.
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.'
All my life I've tried to hide my height. I was taller than everybody else and stood out, so I would slouch and try to hide it.
I was in 'Iron Sky,' the first one, and I liked it very much. I liked the technology being used. The technology has such power.
Can you join, ask sincerely for affection without sweaty hand of expectation, understanding and accepting if it never is given?
It's always interesting to see a director trying different things, and on top of it, doing it right each and almost every time.
From my point of view, I'm a totally normal person! Really! I have a family. I have kids. I have a house... I don't have a dog.
I don't really study television or how things do or don't change. So I don't know anything about that. I'm just a stupid actor.
It's obviously a characteristic of human beings that we like to feel superior to others, but our problem is we are not superior
One good thing about TV Land is you're always surrounded by people who know what they're doing, in terms of your fellow actors.
There's no greater honor, as an actor, to be a part of a project that changes lives, and awakens and enlightens and entertains.
No one can train you to be famous. How do you deal with the loss of anonymity, the loss of privacy? You have to be disciplined.
I'm so fed up with being told that I'm a bad person because I don't subscribe to the same exact narrow views [Christians] have.
I know that my kids are big 'Turtles' fans because there's been this resurgence, especially with the new series on Nickelodeon.
I've been acting since I was 10. My dad was an entrepreneur, so I guess something along those lines. I wouldn't want a 9-5 job.
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.
The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.
When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
I just do my own thing, and my flower continues to blossom like one of those delicious Bloomin' Onions from Outback Steakhouse.
I believe that when you find love, you hold on to it and cherish it because there is nothing finer and it may never come again.
I don't think that necessarily I was encouraged by the nuns and the priest to consider alternate possibilities to the universe.
Prior to 'The Karate Kid', I did commercials - Kool-Aid, Pepsi, milk - and I had always been cast as the all-American nice guy.
I think that in the Christian community, we're lacking a lot of things, and I don't know that it's just children's role models.
When youre in that scene, you really wonder if this is all youre ever going to be. You know how vile and filthy you are inside.
I've watched a lot of my friends die, everyone from John Belushi, River Phoenix to Chris Farley. It just keeps going on and on.
A lot of people ask: 'Will you play a psycho to really change your image and prove you can act?' But that's not what I'm about.
It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.
Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.
I grew up doing martial arts, and I love martial arts movies and fight scenes. I'm pretty athletic, so I enjoy doing that stuff.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat ya with until you realize who's in ruttin' command here!
I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' may be one of the greatest songs ever written.
If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.
I was victimized by the old Hollywood typecasting thing. I had to really fight to get out of it, so I was uncomfortable with it.
I was always led to believe you should take care of yourself, trust in your abilities and you're the author of your own destiny.
I think, in a lot of ways, celebrities represent the American dream. They have financial fluidity and options at their disposal.
I've been producing projects, and I hope that It's inevitable one day that I direct a film. I have a lot of things I want to do.
I don't get any parts I don't get offered. There are lots of great things out there I would like to do that I don't get offered.
Originally, theater was my life. It was what I assumed I'd spend my working life doing - if I was lucky. Then along came movies.
I was a big baseball player, and my passion in life, in third grade, was collecting baseball cards. That was my childhood thing.
You read some columnists in the newspapers; you have to wonder who they are really working for. You can see they have an agenda.
Honestly, one-hour drama is the hardest format there is. I think it's harder than movies, and it's harder than half-hour comedy.
When I see a friend play Hamlet or see an inspirational performance, I absolutely get excited by the idea of changing things up.
I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.
Leo couldnt deliver Mr. Martin Scorsese his Oscar with The Aviator, but I will go on record to say I will do so in The Departed.
Richard Burton came from the same town as me, so I thought I'd follow my nose, and follow my luck. I think I've been very lucky.