This collection holds 352 bathroom quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Candice Bergen, Becca Fitzpatrick and Glen Campbell.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

I saw my first indoor bathroom when I was 9.

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

I like kitchens. I'm a kitchen and bathroom freak.

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom.

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.

I am a terrible singer. At best I am a bathroom singer.

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom

I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.

The angle we give the bathroom mirror is always meant to flatter.

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

The only time it gets weird is which bathroom do I go into sometimes.

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

Guys always follow me into the bathroom and ask for pictures and stuff.

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

Like a bathroom singer, I am a closet artist, but you need time to paint.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

I grew up in Gladstone, Alabama, on a dirt road, with an outside bathroom.

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me

I love a bathroom and fluffy bathrobe. Bear Grylls and camping... that's not me!

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?

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