Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.'

High thoughts must have high language.

It's a fair wind that blew men to ale.

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

I drank beer, and I had a career year.

Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.

There is no strong beer, just weak men

Would I were in an alehouse in London.

Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

Religions change; beer and wine remain.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

A theater without beer is just a museum

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

There's nothing better than a cold beer.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

I like the Whisky old an the women young

I drink to make other people interesting.

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

That questionable superfluity small beer.

Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

Engineers love pretending to be beer snobs.

Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

Oh,Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer.

Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

I think this would be a good time for a beer.

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