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I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.
Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Remember, the best beer in the world is the one you brewed.
There's nothing in the world like that first taste of beer.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?
To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer.
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.
Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance.
Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.
I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops.
You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.
There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.
Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.
My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!