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You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night.
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.
Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it.
I wasn't a great student, C average. I was pretty shy, but I drank a lot of beer.
I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.
Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
I've never read a self help book... the most self-help I've read is on a beer mat.
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
VIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo.
Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.
If you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World.
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.
Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)
You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.
One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.
Precious to me - it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
Oh, I love a good burger, I really do. With chips and a beer and ice cream afterwards.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"
I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.
I know, everybody thinks that all Aussies love beer. I guess most of them do, but not me.