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Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.
You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!
Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.
One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table.
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.
Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.
[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.
The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken.
If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.
Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.
I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.
Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.
It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage.
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
Curses are like young chickens, theyalways come home to roost.
Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.
Goldstein, you'd be a pretty good boy if you wasn't so chicken.
Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once.
The hard part about playing 'chicken' is knowing when to flinch.
But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest.
I grew up in the English countryside, raising ducks and chickens.
Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.
I don't feel I have the right to snuff the lives of chicken and fish.
I'm pretty much a vegetarian, but I do eat fish and sometimes chicken
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
I love to cook; I cook every day. Chicken features a lot in our lives.
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.
Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.
There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.
My partner loves gardening and beekeeping and chickens and all that stuff.
On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.
One day I'd love a house in the country, with some chickens, dogs and kids.
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.