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Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens
Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!
Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.
I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.
One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table.
Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.
Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.
The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken.
If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.
[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.
Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.
I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.
When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
It was a choice of making it or still eating chicken onstage.
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
Curses are like young chickens, theyalways come home to roost.
Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.
Goldstein, you'd be a pretty good boy if you wasn't so chicken.
The hard part about playing 'chicken' is knowing when to flinch.
Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once.
Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
I grew up in the English countryside, raising ducks and chickens.
But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest.
Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.
One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.
I'm pretty much a vegetarian, but I do eat fish and sometimes chicken
I don't feel I have the right to snuff the lives of chicken and fish.
I love to cook; I cook every day. Chicken features a lot in our lives.
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
She 's no chicken; she 's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.
I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.
If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything.
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.
Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.